Alternate universe Emil, who is very into geology:
Alternate universe Emil, obsessed with finance:
Okay you know where this one is going I don't think I need to spell it out
Alternate universe birdwatcher Emil:
@socks emil rocks
@socks I'm pretty sure I know what that CW'd one says without opening it.
@socks and then I opened it. HA HA!
Emil Socks' personal instance!