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Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

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Hi! I write stuff!

If you happen to have a Gemini browser, you can find my writing here here:
gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

If you don't, there are a couple public http proxies you can use:
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portal.mozz.us/gemini/emisocks

My short stories are usually somewhat kinky in nature, sometimes sexual and sometimes not, and usually feature furry characters. When there is sex they're marked with [NSFW]. There is a collection of tags under each one that should double as content warnings, along with approximately how long each one is in terms of words.

If you have any feedback I'll be happy to hear it, but do keep in mind that I am not a professional writer, so don't hold me to very high standards! It just makes me very happy when someone enjoys what I write, so please don't be afraid to tell me if that's the case.

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Joke that contains misgendering 

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Simeposting 

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Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

Ty 2 

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I dag lærte jeg, det er "du *skal ikke* gå", men det er også "de siger, at du *ikke skal* gå"

Hvorfor

I know what it is but aaaaaa it's so hard to do the right vowels when speaking at full speed

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I said the wrong first vowel when saying "morgenmad" and my teacher is NOT having it

Some boys... pretty

In fact way more boys pretty than people seem to realize

Though some other boys don't WANT to be pretty and that's okay too

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Danish listening exercises are SO hard aaaaaa

I can barely understand two of the nine questions

Homotopy groups of spheres are fascinating because the way we have computed most of them so far seem like complete coincidence

Like "hey we were playing around with this random method and we just found the 7th homotopy group of S3"

It's so chaotic

It's pretty cool when people are gay I think

Extra cool when they're gay for each other

Emil Socks boosted

announcing the sequel to counter strike: desk slam

Nintendo E3 

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Gravelerrocks are one of the most baffling design decisions in gaming history in my opinion

It's very very hard to call your friends out on bad attitudes

It's necessary. And it's not excusable, you can't use "it's hard" as an excuse to not do it. You have to. But it IS hard

You can think something is bad without thinking it's on the same level of bad as something else

I know it sounds obvious but. Yeah

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