Emil Socks @socks@social.emisocks.com

Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

Hi! I write stuff!

If you happen to have a Gemini browser, you can find my writing here here:
gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

If you don't, there are a couple public http proxies you can use:
https://proxy.vulpes.one/gemini/emisocks.com/stories/
https://portal.mozz.us/gemini/emisocks.com/stories/

My short stories are usually somewhat kinky in nature, sometimes sexual and sometimes not, and usually feature furry characters. When there is sex they're marked with [NSFW]. There is a collection of tags under each one that should double as content warnings, along with approximately how long each one is in terms of words.

If you have any feedback I'll be happy to hear it, but do keep in mind that I am not a professional writer, so don't hold me to very high standards! It just makes me very happy when someone enjoys what I write, so please don't be afraid to tell me if that's the case.

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

Happy feet, dumbass!!

"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team"

I'm a theoretical physicist

I'm having this weird problem where I can barely run anything on Windows. The moment I try to open, say, a game and a web browser at the same time, one of them crashes saying it ran out of video memory. This didn't happen before, and it doesn't happen on Linux. I don't understand if something is eating up all of the resources, and if it is, how to find it. I've tried updating the drivers and no luck. I don't know what to even do here.

Anyways I was completely clueless until very recently that "degenerate" is a nazi word and now I am very uncomfortable in math class

"A game where a shrimp girl in your eye chastises you for looking at porn, and also there's a murder mystery in there somewhere"

Absolutely losing it over the new update

"Hey the bots are making it impossible to play, can you do something"
"We have added snakes to Snakewater"

This is a Blender edit but god I wish it was a real mod https://youtu.be/7_EsoIxTsbA

"On this new game creation platform, you can even create a multiplayer 3D game super easily, no coding required"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah doubt

Wow YT sponsors are just not great these days huh

Having lots of separate apps on your phone would actually be a pretty great idea IF they were actually lightweight but just the default Android libraries are already massive, and if you include compatibility libraries so it can run on older devices, it gets orders of magnitude worse

Mario 64 aged surprisingly well graphically but by FAR the best visuals it had were the painting wobble effects

This one's ridiculously good https://youtu.be/TgLwMts8QMQ

This is so funny

Anyways I can't wait for the inevitable jan Misali video on the semantics of /hj

Spineshark........

Kinda baffled by this one. How is this real. How could someone think it's okay to take a sponsorship from them. What

Okay this one's new

YT sponsorship for an app that you install on your computer and it gives you money in exchange for using your machine to harvest data for "researchers in the e-commerce and advertising fields"

(To be clear, the reassurance does help a lot, it's just not always enough to get me over the mental hurdle)

Person: "I am okay with you flirting with me"
Okay!
*perfect opportunity to flirt presents itself*
Oh but what if I make them uncomfortable though. I don't wanna be creepy

Grayfruit doing the Super Metroid randomizer and talking about E-tanks like "I don't have enough E. I would have happily been the recipient of an E there"