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So hey, quick reminder that I write short stories sometimes!

Most of them are horny in one way or another, but not all of them. I try to mostly write positive and feel-good stuff, and for me a lot of that comes from kink. You can check them out here if you like:
(HTTP) gemini.emisocks.com/emisocks.c
(Gemini) gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

And if you enjoy them, absolutely let me know! I love hearing people's comments!

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Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

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Joke that contains misgendering 

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

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Simeposting 

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

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Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

Pokemon Emerald spoilers 

Anyways remember when Emerald just took a random gym leader and made him the champion

I don't know why, but kid me thought that absolutely ruled

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Pokemon Red/Blue spoilers 

I feel like the Elite Four are supposed to be the final challenge and the addition of a "champion" is just a twist the first games had that the series just kept rolling with for some reason

Rhythm Doctor 

Samurai is jumping over a box of beans

Drinks 

Question: is tea addictive in any way comparable to coffee

Shot in the dark here: I'm trying to write a script to programmatically generate many images based off config files (cards). The graphics are very simple shapes, but include text. The best way I know to do this is a Python script that just outputs raw XML into a file that eventually builds up an SVG image. It's really uncomfortable and error prone

Does anybody know of a better tool to do this?

Woo, mail server is finally up and running again

re: Rhythm Doctor 

2-3 night shift is probably my fav one so far, that ruled

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Rhythm Doctor 

Okay, I thought the premise sounded kinda basic, but it's got some really cool ideas, and it's super stylish too. I'm liking it a lot

Watched a story-focused playthrough of KH Union Cross

It's truly admirable how much critical plot they put into the gacha game

I have a script that generates sheets of several images stitched together, and Make just detects when something has changed and only regenerates the necessary ones. It rules

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I'm so glad I learned the basics of makefiles because they're SUPER convenient for even non programming things

I wonder how much of my "I wanna like Rust" feeling is just that cool people I know like Rust and say it's very good, even if it just doesn't fit with what I personally want in a language

I take personal offense every time someone says KH 358/2 Days is "bad" or even "the worst one"

Buddy, it's my favourite for a reason

Joking 

Wait, you mean k8s doesn't stand for "Kate's"?

I'm so tired of seeing cool art and then finding out it's uncaptioned. Please, I wanna share your cool art

It has the issue that it's such a mishmash of other songs in the game that you need to play through the entirety of Demon Turf to really appreciate how hype each and every segment of it is

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Man, The King's Magnum Opus is still probably one of the best songs in any videogame I have ever played

I've redesigned a couple of Yomi 2 characters with the help of some friends, and it's been a really fun exercise

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Affectionate 

I simply think @Hearth is good and cool and nice to be with

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