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So hey, quick reminder that I write short stories sometimes!

Most of them are horny in one way or another, but not all of them. I try to mostly write positive and feel-good stuff, and for me a lot of that comes from kink. You can check them out here if you like:
(HTTP) gemini.emisocks.com/emisocks.c
(Gemini) gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

And if you enjoy them, absolutely let me know! I love hearing people's comments!

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Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

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Joke that contains misgendering 

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

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Simeposting 

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

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Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

Half Life 2 

Anyways yesterday I learned that apparently the jeep's gun has an alt fire?

Furry TF microfiction 

"Bear with me", he said

Triage At Dawn is one of those game songs that gives me a very specific feeling that I can't quite name

I don't know what it is about it. It feels so... weighty and meaningful

Evil 

I will put a waterfall in this videogame and hide NOTHING behind it!

re: Blasphemous? 

Actually, the question didn't say whether holy water stays holy forever

Does holiness degrade

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Blasphemous? 

I remember seeing a post a while back like "can you, technically speaking, bless the ocean. Like can you make all of it into holy water" and I think the answer was "you can, but it is widely accepted that you shouldn't"

And I'm just laughing because if it is possible, do you REALLY think no one has done it yet. Have you seen humans

Emil Socks boosted

Hey uh excuse me, knowyourmeme

What the FUCK do you mean Twitter is suddenly horny about Geiru Toneido

Denial kink?? 

That screenshot where all the visitors are like "I want to get off Mr Bones' Wild Ride" but with half of each sentence cut off

Crypt of the Necrodancer 

Oh heck, the training music has the melody from 1-1?? I don't think I ever noticed

You ever think about how some people go "yeah I prefer being a dragon actually" and then they're dragons

I will never get tired of "doctor sex *meet the medic plays at full volume*"

I wanna fix my joycon... I wanna play... crossed code...

Long, about software updates 

Alright, so like. I understand that bugless software does not exist. Active maintenance is needed, and you can't just take a piece of software, pack it up, put a bow on it and ship it as "finished". You need to maintain it

But also. Why?

A lot of software isn't just toys. It's tools people use for their work, stuff that people's lives depend on. So why are our standards so low?

I always use the scissors analogy because it's the most ridiculous. Imagine you're a hairdresser and you need a pair of scissors to do your job. You buy a pair, okay, cool. And after a week of use, they malfunction and cut off more hair than they should. You look at the label, and it comes with a disclaimer that the scissors are under active development, you should send them your feedback and they'll use it to improve the scissors.

Oh, but that's not all! Regardless of whether they fail or not, every month or so they ship you another pair of scissors, that are subtly different from the ones you got at first. And you're prohibited from using the ones you were using before, because they're "unsupported". And sometimes they're SO different that you can't even get a proper grip on them and you need someone to explain to you how they work! And you need to train yourself with them all over again, AND they might get replaced again soon!

Why is this acceptable with computers? Why can't we have finished tools? Everyone else has finished tools. They have defects, sure, but we have mechanisms in place to deal with that and people to hold responsible. And it's the exception, not the norm!

Demon Turf 

I extremely appreciate that Beebz is a super determined character with a lot of appeal and attitude but she still has a line of dialogue that is "haha you said butt"

She's a determined kid but she is a kid

When you beep into the abyss, the abyss beeps back

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