Emil Socks @socks@social.emisocks.com

Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

Hi! I write stuff!

If you happen to have a Gemini browser, you can find my writing here here:
gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

If you don't, there are a couple public http proxies you can use:
https://proxy.vulpes.one/gemini/emisocks.com/stories/
https://portal.mozz.us/gemini/emisocks.com/stories/

My short stories are usually somewhat kinky in nature, sometimes sexual and sometimes not, and usually feature furry characters. When there is sex they're marked with [NSFW]. There is a collection of tags under each one that should double as content warnings, along with approximately how long each one is in terms of words.

If you have any feedback I'll be happy to hear it, but do keep in mind that I am not a professional writer, so don't hold me to very high standards! It just makes me very happy when someone enjoys what I write, so please don't be afraid to tell me if that's the case.

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

Ah yes, the thing I'm looking for in a 3D collectathon platformer: a hardcore permadeath mode

Bought some nostalgia today

I dag lærte jeg, det er "du *skal ikke* gå", men det er også "de siger, at du *ikke skal* gå"

Hvorfor

"måååååååååååååå"

I know what it is but aaaaaa it's so hard to do the right vowels when speaking at full speed

I said the wrong first vowel when saying "morgenmad" and my teacher is NOT having it

Some boys... pretty

In fact way more boys pretty than people seem to realize

Though some other boys don't WANT to be pretty and that's okay too

Picked it up again after months of not playing and after two days I suddenly beat Aria's story mode oops

Danish listening exercises are SO hard aaaaaa

I can barely understand two of the nine questions

Homotopy groups of spheres are fascinating because the way we have computed most of them so far seem like complete coincidence

Like "hey we were playing around with this random method and we just found the 7th homotopy group of S3"

It's so chaotic

Whiskers...

It's pretty cool when people are gay I think

Extra cool when they're gay for each other

Anyways, personal opinion: I was expecting Triangle Strategy news and hoping for Axiom Verge 2 news, I got none of that and the only other game that looks vaguely interesting to me is Metroid Dread. So... meh, not particularly excited

Can't believe they named the main antagonist of the Metroid game after me

I simply think that @holly is heckin adorable

Check out this extremely old Tumblr post of mine https://hikaruaikawa.tumblr.com/post/129650240590

Gravelerrocks are one of the most baffling design decisions in gaming history in my opinion

It's very very hard to call your friends out on bad attitudes

It's necessary. And it's not excusable, you can't use "it's hard" as an excuse to not do it. You have to. But it IS hard

You can think something is bad without thinking it's on the same level of bad as something else

I know it sounds obvious but. Yeah