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So hey, quick reminder that I write short stories sometimes!

Most of them are horny in one way or another, but not all of them. I try to mostly write positive and feel-good stuff, and for me a lot of that comes from kink. You can check them out here if you like:
(HTTP) gemini.emisocks.com/emisocks.c
(Gemini) gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

And if you enjoy them, absolutely let me know! I love hearing people's comments!

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Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

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Joke that contains misgendering 

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

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Simeposting 

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

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Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

I will be into pretty much anyone who 1. is nice to me and 2. enjoys being been into

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TIS-100 

Staring at the screen for 40 minutes on Sequence Sorter before going "how the FUCK" out loud

re: TIS-100 

I am not good at computer but boy I LOVE computer

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TIS-100 

Heeey I finally solved Signal Window Filter! Boy these problems are getting too hard for me

Emil Socks, flirting: "So uh... have you played Mad Rat Dead for the Nintendo Switch family of systems?"

God I really have a grand total of zero dexterity with my left hand

Makes no sense 

Emil Socks is turing-complete

Genders 

Hmmmmm what if Emi was a little bit girl

Like, kinda. A tiny bit. Sprinkle some girl on, for flavor.

I sure watch a lot of videos about electronics for someone who can't electronics

Purescript library docs are completely incomprehensible to be honest

They usually include an "example" program which does help but once you look at the actual functions and types it's a mess, and there's sooooo much type level fuckery

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I'm thinking that Purescript is just... way too complicated for what I wanna make, and maybe I wanna go back to Elm

It's awkward in how simple it is but at least it's simple and actually well documented

The Great Ace Attorney 2 

Y'ever think about Saucy Nutsmeg

Clone kink 

I think changing your icon to match someone else's is pretty cute (I have done it before) but I don't like how it essentially pushes a kink in people's faces without their consent

If I had to guess without knowing I would have said like 0.001% or something?? Is human history really THAT brief

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"People alive today are estimated to be about 6.8% of all the people that have ever existed so far"

Wait. What.

What.

I might wanna like... do it Elm-style, with a single component for the whole thing, but taking advantage of a language that actually has polymorphism

I still don't KNOW if it will be an improvement over Elm! But I feel like I have to try

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Ah, I found the catch

It's extremely React-like, with all the unnecessary complexity that implies

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