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So hey, quick reminder that I write short stories sometimes!

Most of them are horny in one way or another, but not all of them. I try to mostly write positive and feel-good stuff, and for me a lot of that comes from kink. You can check them out here if you like:
(HTTP) gemini.emisocks.com/emisocks.c
(Gemini) gemini://emisocks.com/stories/

And if you enjoy them, absolutely let me know! I love hearing people's comments!

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Everything is _ on a long enough timescale

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Joke that contains misgendering 

Trans man Dracula, smashing his glass into the wall after being misgendered for the last time: "What is a ma'am?!"

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Simeposting 

Me, to my partner, who is an inkling: Hey, remember when I said the house should be covered in goo so you can swim in it and move faster?
Xem: Yeah?
Me: That's slime travel

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Thank you Sirlin for giving me the opportunity to do this

I really hope the repair shop opens up again soon. I wanna keep playing Demon Turf

Monster Hunter is the living proof that "you can't reuse assets across console generations" is just quitter talk

Best description of Pathologic I have ever heard:

"It's like reading Russian literature, except you ate half the pages and the other half is trying to kill you."

I keep getting YT recommendations about Rust. Why

I have never played Banjo-Kazooie, but watching Dan Floyd play it, come into Gruntilda's lair, see her statue and immediately go "No gods or kings, only man" has absolutely murdered me

So anyways, how long until the imposter syndrome goes away? This is starting to get kinda old

Hollow Knight 

*blacksmith voice* Ah, ganjo stenja.

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RT @ShoeLaceArt@twitter.com

Commission for a refsheet on an adorable slimy kitty~
Look at his cute little face :3

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ShoeLaceArt/status

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@socks extremely same, actually. Like, the Fictional Detective's Curse where any time they go anywhere someone dies would be a non issue if they would just let them solve a lower stakes mystery now and then

Virtue's Last Reward 

Tried booting it up and playing a bit, and no, I don't think I'm going to replay this one

Graphically it's extremely unappealing to me, the character designs are nice but the models are unsettling, the animations are extremely off in every way, the soundtrack is pretty forgettable, the puzzles are a lot more frustrating and obscure than in 999, the writing is stilted, and the voice acting has some wild ups and downs in quality

Really VLR's only saving grace is the overarching plotline, and... having already played it once, I already know what happens, so I don't feel any desire to play it again. It WAS good enough to keep me engaged the first time though, and when a game has all those flaws and still manages to hook you, you KNOW the story is good stuff

You know what I really want? Low stakes mystery novels. I love murder mystery stories but I would like something that gives the same satisfying feeling of figuring out a puzzle along with the characters, without being about people getting murdered.

999 spoilers 

Woah what the heck

I always wondered what the significance of the coffin code was: 14383421

Apparently a fan theory is that, when you multiply this number by 9, you get 129450789, which is the sequence of the real value of each player's bracelets

I'm normally skeptical of theories like this but like. If that's a coincidence, it's a VERY big coincidence, isn't it

Okay, just finished 999 again! Oh my god this game's so good

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Service toot to all fellow bisexuals :bisexual_flag: :pansexual_flag: :

Please be reminded that you are under a status effect of high visibility today. Vanishing spells will likely fizzle and stealth checks have disadvantage. Take care.

#BiVisibilityDay

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Zero Time Dilemma 

Looking back at the ZTD character designs and god they are so BAD

Just. So so so boring. I can't believe this game belongs in the same series as 999 and VLR. I normally try to be positive about these things but wow I don't think I have a single good thing to say about these designs

999 

Okay, 999 is soooo much more painful to play on the DS simply because of the lack of flowchart. You have to replay the entire thing every time you want to try a different option

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what IS charming is someone obviously reading with stilted words and obviously nervous pronunciation

i wanna hug those dorks

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